James Bell // Personal Blog

Why Why why.

Spoilers follow...

Plot
Bond Gets Chased
Bond meets Bad Guy
Bond Kills Bad Guy (after bad guy kills bond's first sexual victim)
END.

I have never seen a film (aside from iRobot, i'm told) with so much product placement. I now have huge urges to purchase hydrogen powered Fords, Range rovers, Euros, an omega watch. Oh, and 502 Sony Ericsson phones, Sony Vaio Toys.

Oh, and i want a microsoft surface.

Possibly, infact - Definately, the most annoying camera work of any film I've seen in my reasonably lengthly life so far. Has the director got ADHD? Or does he have slow motion cameras in his head? I feel like i've been abused by the cinema system. Bond? Bourne? neither. Hollywood action? Correct.

Oh - on the Positive side. Well. They did bring back some "dark Bond", and the old school outrageous buildings from the 60s/70s films, there's one of those too.

I am Angry.